Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Brahmi –story of a software engineer !!!

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College days lo happy gaa friends tho enjoy chese brahmi ki…………oka roju………..campus interviews jarugutunnaai ani telisi……vaatiki attend ayyaadu……..



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Aa tarwaata……..

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Interview day naadu……….



Excuse me……may I get in ….antooo cute gaa interviewer room loki adugupettaaadu……..

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Interview finish chesukuni,bayataku vachina tarwaata…………..



Interviewer enti….ilaa questions adigesaaaaaadu………..

Ayinaaa parvaledhu le………….maa college PRO yedho okati chesi job ippinchestaaadu le……….

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College complete cheskuni job lo join ayina brahmi ki ika nidra annadhi ledhu…….pagalu…raatri………….meetings,schedules,work,deadlines………..ilaa ollonchi panichesaaadu

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Asale meetings lo colleague mundu cutting lu ivvadaaniki………..aani rakaalaina work ki commit ayyevaaadu………papam!!!

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Ilaaa yenthoooo kashtapadi pani chesina brahmi ki………………salary hike maatram raaledhu…………..

Kaani oka roju…………ninnu 'fire' chesestunnaamantooo…….bayataku gentesaaaaru………..

Ika akkaditho brahmi ….tanaku telisina vidya tho pellillu,..functionlu chesukuntoooo……….eemadhya jublee hills lo oka flat kuda konnaaadu…..next month benz konadaaniki plans vestunnaaadu………



Chusaara………..oka software udyogam tana jeevitaanni yenni malupulu tippi……chivariki yelaa marchesindho…

Yemaithenem ippudu 'firings' laanti bhayam lekundaa happy gaa batukutunnaaadu!!!

TITANIC

The IT In Panic

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Terrorists, you cannot defeat us

As the fresh blasts rocked the financial capital of the country, the Spirit of India has once again defeated the motive of terrorists to create panic. Even after 57 hours of the attack, the battle is still going on at Taj, Oberai, Trident Hotel and Nariman House (29th November, 06:00 hrs) but Whole India woke up to the morning of the 27th with the same spirit as it has always. 



Many of the terror attacks that have hit the country in last few months. PM and inept Home Minister and Political India condemned the attack. It was good to see PM addressing the nation After the attack. Now in next few days a probe will be set in, we will await the results till the next terror strikes. Meanwhile, everyone hailed the spirit of the India and its resilience.

It does take a great deal of courage and a soul of steel to go back to work the next day after an attack like this. But you were at work because you have no other option. You don’t have time to pause and think.

An email is being circulated that “Terrorists, you cannot defeat us”.

But let me tell you, if 160 people of our city have been killed because of this nasty terrorisam and you still get up early in the morning and behave as nothing has happened, Sorry to say that– You are already defeated!!

The enemy has broken your spirit and has won over your soul. The enemy has subdued the rage that should boil over and it has taken the tears from your eyes that should flow. The same soul will pretend as nothing has happened even when we as a nation will loose our identity.

Is it required..?

This not the failure of Intelligence department, Police, ATS, Army, CoastGuard etc.. any thing. that’s the problem with our Dirty politics, Sentiments, Foolishness…at any cast, we should be defeated again. I don’t think any peace come out of this type of defeats. Take this attack as the Final wake-up call. Do Some thing .......

I, as a citizen of the country don’t feel safe in my country. It feels that anyone can come from anywhere and kill people at will.

I don’t want condemnation of attack but some concrete steps.

I don’t want reactions but some sort of action.

I don’t want politics but some Solid Reaction.

Can my government guarantee that? If not, then let Defence take over the reign of this country because our Political India have become spineless.

Lightning candles, observing silence, changing display pictures etc is not going to help. Neither government nor future attackers are going to see it. One thing is for sure that I am not going to do this thing.

They have attacked Red Fort, wives and children of Army personnel, Parliament, Stock Exchange, Educational institutes and professors,Police headQuarters,Hotels,Tourists, Amarnath, Akshardham, Ayodhya, Sankat mochanetc temples, mosques, bombs in buses,trains,streets. What is left?

Our government has to take some strong and bold steps.

This can perhaps be the first step towards the long journey that citizens of this nation need to start.I would prefer to die after killing an enemy of nation than being killed on a street as a mute victim.

Remember, Patriotism is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.

True Love Story Of A Bird

Photos of two birds are said to have been taken in the Republic of Ukraine where the bird is trying to save his mate. Millions of people cry after watching this picture in America and Europe. It is said that the photographer sold these picture for a nominal price to the most famous news paper in France. And all the copies of that news paper were sold out on the day of publishing these pictures.

It was a gloomy Saturday afternoon. A flock of birds was spending great time searching for food and playing on the main road. Out of the sudden, a big truck sped through... sad thing had happened again.

Here his mate is injured and the condition is appalling.  

Here he brings her food and attend her with love and compassion.

Brings her food but shocked with her death and try to move her..


He is aware that his sweetheart is dead and will not come to him again, he cries with adoring love.


Stand beside her and scream saddened of her death..


Finally aware that she would not return to him and she has departed, stands beside her body, sad and sorrow..


The photographer said he couldn't shoot any longer. The photographer was so worried that the living bird was going to get hurt by passing cars. So he picked up the dead bird and left it at the roadside. The live one still lingered at a nearby tree as if crying with his singing and refused to leave.

Do humans have the same feelings nowadays? I wonder. 

2 Wheeled Ferrari

You can plan for one like this….. Bike with a F-16 fighter Jet Engines… It’s just $ 750,000.

                                   

Interesting Ferrari motorcycle concept by Israeli industrial designer Amir Glinik based on the engine of a Ferrari Enzo car.

Using drive-by-wire technology, the V4 superbike features hand controls adapted from an F-16 fighter jet and buttons based on those found on the steering wheel of Ferrari's Formula 1 race cars. Other controls for the sound system and trip computer are located on an all weather touch screen.




How to say "I Love U" in 100 Languages



English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumem
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Catalan - T'estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Chinese
Cantonese - Ngo oiy ney a
Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Comanche - U kamakutu nu
(pronounced oo----ka-ma- koo-too-- ---nu) -- Thx Tony
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Cree - Kisakihitin
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hald fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia `oe
Hebrew
To female - "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by female)
To male - "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru or Anata ga daisuki desu
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gaer
Macedonian - Te Sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele - Niyakutanda
Norwegian
Bokmaal - Jeg elsker deg
Nyonrsk - Eg elskar deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai
To female - Phom rak khun
To male - Chan rak khun
Informal - Rak te
Tunisian - Ha eh bak
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese
To female - Anh ye^u em
To male - Em ye^u anh
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Zazi - Ezhele hezdege
Zuni - Tom ho' ichema
Touchscreen gadgets are certainly becoming more common, and we have the iPhone to thank for that, the latest offering from the guys over at Chinavasion is a Touchscreen Mobile Phone Watch.

This tri-band mobile phone watch features a built in touchscreen as well as a full numeric keypad.

It also has built in Bluetooth, and a Mic, and will work with GSM 900 / 1800 / 1900 networks, as well as that there is a built in camera, which can take photos and video.

Here’s the specs.

Main function: Digital Cell Phone Watch

  • Additional functions: Portable Media Player
  • Display: 1.4 inch polarized TFT LCD Touchscreen, 160 x 128 pixels with 65K colors
  • Memory: 512MB TF/microSD Card included (expandable to 2GB)
  • Color: Black band and face
  • GSM Compatibility: Tri-band 900 / 1800 / 1900
  • GPRS Support: YES
  • Bluetooth: YES - version 1.2
  • Bluetooth Profiles: A2DP, AVRCP, Handsfree, Headset, SPP, DUN, OPP, FTP, SAP, FAX, HID
  • Trans-Flash Card Slot: YES - 1
  • SIM Card Slot: YES - 1
  • Call Settings: call waiting, call divert, call barring (if supported by your network carrier)
  • Built-In MIC: YES
  • Messaging: SMS, MMS, Voicemail
  • Mobile internet: Yes - WAP (if supported by your network carrier)
  • Languages: English, Russian, French, Arabic, Thai, Turkish, Malaysian, Indonesian, Vietnamese
  • System: Windows 98SE / ME / 2000 / XP / Vista, Mac OS 9.x and later, Linux 2.4 and up
  • Power Source: Built in Rechargeable Li-ion Battery
  • Battery Life:
  • - Talk Time: Up to 2.5 hours
  • - Stand By: Up to 150 hours
  • Dimensions: Watch Face Only - 47mm x 60mm x 21mm (L x W x D); Strap - Adjustable one-size-fits-all

The Touchscreen Mobile Phone Watch is available to buy online from Chinavasion, although there are no pricing details available at the moment.

Half Milliom Dollar Picture



In a competition in Italy this picture won the 500.000 $ .. amazing

INDIAN MP,S



Have a look at this

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)


Monthly Salary : 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000

Office expenditure per month : 14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000

( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day


Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free

(For any number of times) (All over India )


Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)


Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free


Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units


Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.


TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e . 2.66 lakh/month]


TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :

8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)


This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on

our regular commodities.......


And this is the present condition of our country:



855 crores could make their life livable !!


Think of the great democracy we have.............